Joke: Things you would never know without the movies...

Things you would never know without the movies... - During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a club at least once. - All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. - If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now. - You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. - A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. - When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill; just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. - Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. - Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. - A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of any big stadium. - Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. - Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. - Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. - Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. - Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.